good people and shitheads


In this entire universe there are only two kinds of people: good people and shitheads.

And these 2 categories supersede all our other categories, whether our identifiers be race, creed, national origin, political bent, gender, sexual orientation, religion, profession, etc.

This essay will attempt to shed light on this topic, the obviousnesscisity of which we know instinctually. Our subconscious mind shouts this truth to us throughout our lives.

It becomes very evident when we see children, lacking parameters of prejudice, years of life experience, and taught categorization, naturally cozy up to certain individuals. 

We must recognize, of course, the shades of gray which confuse the subject: all of us are neither completely good, nor are any of us complete shitheads.  

But let’s overlay a spectrum on the discussion that may help us to communicate about its complexities. For example, we all know our saints - 10's on the spectrum; while zeroes on the spectrum have been vilified throughout history.

And for purpose of discussion, let’s draft some definitions that can serve to launch debate.

1A/  A shithead is someone who defines you through their personal agenda. Shitheads fail to see who you are as a person.

2/  A good person, on the other hand, sees you for who you truly are, with all your needs, wants and humanness. A good person's communication with you is sincere and relevant to whom you really are and want to be.

1B/  A shithead's communication with you is an attempt to manipulate you into being someone that fulfills that shithead's needs and wants.

Vastly oversimplified, such definitions will serve to widen the discussion and launch research.


As our world smallens, the suppositions here will take on more relevance. We will start to realize that in wars, debates, categorizations, philosophical differences, etc. we are often pitting the good against the good, protecting the shitheads of the world with definitions protected by mass agenda.

We will also realize that love between two good people is of a transcendent nature and that sexual communication between good people is on a different neurological plane. When this is understood, our sexual nature may well drive us into an exploration of the topic of goodness.

When we understand that love experiences between good people transcend physical experience, we will all want to become truly good people: goodness has earthly rewards.

This whole topic will be defined neurologically.The naysayers will realize that there is tangible evidence of above suppositions. That discovery will change our world significantly.

Just like some people are seen as talented and good basketball players or talented and good chess players, or talented and good mathematicians; we will have the empirical ability to neurologically see that there are talented and good good people.

(This essay was written by a shithead)                                        Matthew 19:  13-15         Luke 18:  15-17