"After consultation with our Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow orange haired, tiny handed, sociopathic individuals, with bone spurs and illegal ties to the Russian state, to serve in any capacity in the U.S. government. Our government must be focused on decisive and overwhelming victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous mental costs and disruption that these people in the government would inflict. Thank you.
---- Harry and Anne Schnickelbogger