FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CONTACT: JMH Dull Productions / JMHDProductions@aol.com / www.dullmusic.com DULL
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MUSIC EXCOMMUNICATES POPE
"It is with great sadness that we announce our decision on this matter. Circumstances drove our organization to this position. Our stance is not taken lightly, and only after much deliberation did we decide that this course of action was necessary."
With this statement, a spokesperson from the Dull Music Company announced the excommunication. Insiders closest to the decision making process speculate that the excommunication was finally triggered by the Catholic Church's decision to excommunicate Father Roy Bourgeois for his stance on the ordination of women into the priesthood.
Bourgeois is a noted social justice advocate and Founder of the School of the Americas Watch, a citizen watchdog group that monitors government atrocities in Central America:
http://ncronline.org/node/2545
But others have raised the possibility that long standing disagreements between Dull Music and the Catholic Church's position on multitudinous matters were the deciding factors in the decision. The announcement, however, came bluntly and swiftly. There seemed to be no hesitation on the matter.