JMH Dull Productions

fresh thought - "IF I WAS AN HERMAPHRODITE" - (choral response song)

HERMAPHRODITE:

If I was an hermaphrodite

Would you quite know how to take me?

Would you try to make me into you?

Declare which organs I could use?

Would you tell me how it is I feel?

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CHORUS (in response - authoritatively):

Who are we? - the hypocrites

Who sit and ponder every day,

Telling others how to shit

And authorizing all the ways

We deal with love.

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HERMAPHRODITE:

If I was an hermaphrodite

Would you quite know how to take me?

Would you try to make me into you?

Declare which organs I could use?

Would you tell me how it is I feel?