JMH Dull Productions

An Open Letter to the World's 10 Worst Dictators

3/26/09

Dear Dictator,

Recently I read an article in Parade Magazine called “The World's 10 Worst Dictators" by David Wallechinsky. It was very interesting to me.

I hope you get this letter, although I know you must be very busy. It surprised me that all of the world's 10 worst dictators were supposedly of the male gender. It also surprised me that you were accused of very violent things. This created a conflict in me.

Being of the male gender, I had always thought that a true feeling of manhood brings you an internal sense of strength and peace. The article, though, hinted at the fact that you are insecure and that you had to resort to violence and bullying and suppression especially to ladies to feel secure.

It hinted that you are afraid of everyone. This made me think that maybe you're really a sissypoop.

I would like to meet you. But if you are insecure, you will not want to meet me. I am conflicted. Please advise.

Yours Sincerely,

John Dull

Dull Music Company