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Three Legged Frogs

Three Legged Frogs

A wise old mechanic once told us that when you start to hear a strange noise in a car you need to be extra vigilant. A noise will continue to get worse 99.9% of the time. It will never cure itself.
 
Scientists are finding an upsurge of male fish in Pennsylvania and Ohio that are oddly producing eggs – this intersex mutation is most probably caused by chemical pollutants.
 
In several places in the world, 3 legged frogs are increasing in number by sixfold – most probably due to chemical pollutants.
 
THE MACHINE IS MAKING A LOUD NOISE!!!
 
The only advantage here is that, in several years, track will be a much more exciting spectator sport because of the increase in three legged runners.
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But don't you know that the Earth was put here for us to exploit? If we don't exploit (ruin) it, we will not make a profit. And I was put here to make a profit. Too bad if you and everyone else is poisoned. I want mine and screw you. Ah the great american dream. Dream? Did I say dream? Oh my god, I thought it was real. AND! The world is still flat, I don't care what anyone claims.

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